- bearymomma1 Gourmet porridge. From scratch. With vanilla and chocolate chips. @marthastewart #kma!
- whosyourdaddyteddy Wife <3 RT @bearymomma1 Gourmet porridge. From scratch. With vanilla and chocolate chips. @marthastewart #kma!
- whosyourdaddyteddy Spoke too soon. Breakfast served. Smell = #nom, temp = Chernobyl.
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- bearymomma1 #quityabitchin Morning forest walk? Any takers?
- whosyourdaddyteddy @bearymomma1 Got pram?
- bearymomma1 @whosyourdaddyteddy Got shoulders?
- innuendo_machine RT @bearymomma1 @whosyourdaddyteddy Got shoulders?
- lil_bare_i_am Forest with p/units. #afk
- lillybear @lil_bare_i_am ha. txtme bk whn u /afk!
- goldilox “The Bears”. House signs in Comic Sans?? typefacefail.
- the_font_five_oh <3 Comic Sans. Crawl in cave & /self! RT @goldilox “The Bears”. House signs in Comic Sans?? typefacefail.
- goldilox cabin? door? unlocked? #sniffsniffsniff vanilla? #mmm bowls labeled? wtf??
- goldilox bowl==”papa” : lip==ow. hot. #firetruckformymouth
- goldilox papaya juice! #woot
- 42wayz2live Papaya is the deeper meaning of life. RT @goldilox papaya juice! #woot
- goldilox bowl==”Goddess Mother” : stomach==teh brrrrrrrrr!!!!!1111
- goldilox third bowl. #mmm. stick finger inside. nice. handwashing? #meh. #indoorplumbingisso20thcentury.
- goldilox survey: to eat or not to eat #tweetmyhamlet
- bardster Puns are the lowest form of humor. Please rephrase in the form of a question. RT @goldilox survey: to eat or not to eat #tweetmyhamlet
- goldilox fuck it. #nomnomnom
- cookiemonster tru luv! RT @goldilox fuck it. #nomnomnom
- goldilox #mmmmmmmmmmmmm @emeril==@bearymomma1
- goldilox *zzz* company?
- goldilox separate beds? wtf??
- goldilox mamabed==door && papabed==feathers #sleepfail
- goldilox tinybed. nice. v.nice. v.v.nice. *zonk*. #wakemewhenitsover
- whosyourdaddyteddy Some porridge has disappeared. #beaverinfestation?
- bearymomma1 Hmmmmmm. Spoon in bowl. Two less chocolate chips. Curiosity abounds.
- nomorekitteh Curiosity killed the lolcats. @bearymomma1 Hmmmmmm. Spoon in bowl. Two less chocolate chips. Curiosity abounds.
- lil_bare_i_am /porridge. wtf??
- whosyourdaddyteddy Bed unmade. ??wife??
- bearymomma1 Someone’s been sleeping in my bed. Not me. #goodgirlsdontsleep
- lil_bare_i_am bed==full. grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
- gotlaide2day congratz! RT @lil_bare_i_am bed==full. grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
- goldilox #fivemoreminutesmom
- goldilox bear. scream. run. runsomemore. rungoldirunlikethewind. #fml
- moralzwiki breakingandentering + bear + homeinvasiongonewrong = porridgefail.