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i simply am. it’s the only thing about me that’s simple.
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for more insight, read my blog...
// you’re listening to k-g-o-d. your transubstantiation station.
// class, please line up in order of iq. if less than your waist size, remain seated.
// who knew perrier had a significant portion of your daily required dose of calcium? wtf?
// come on, people, isn’t anyone doing anything today? you have a whole day off so why am i stuck here alone?
// wtf? confused. if i’m here, of course you can just show up and stay as long as you want. why is this a question?
// what are people getting up to tonight? i’d be going stir crazy but i don’t have a spoon.
// walls, nuts, and getting high. want to come? meet us there at 4.
// yes, i still tutor just about everything in high school and english and social science courses for undergrads. and no, i don’t believe in charging people to learn.
// ok, it’s time for major updating of the newfoundland brides and grooms site. if you are responsible for a business that should be listed or you know someone who is, please let me/them know. thx.
// could i borrow your truck for an hour or so? there’s cookies in it for you. and fudge.
// canada’s native rhinoceros. the red rogers van. complete with traffic cone horn.
// let’s have some fun this beat is sick. i wanna take a ride on your disco stick! god love lady gag.
// I’d love to meet Joe Jonas in real life, we could share our life stories and all our hopes and dreams and lie under the stars…
// if anyone sees miley Cyrus, can you tell her I’ve bought her wedding ring and have a day set? oh, and you’re all welcome to attend.
// 2012 = apocalypse
// car go vroom vroom
// you’re the mona lisa’s evil twin…
// can anyone tell me the square root of a pineapple?
