i simply am. it’s the only thing about me that’s simple.
i am a teacher. i am a writer. and i am a photographer. select a link above.
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// if anyone sees miley Cyrus, can you tell her I’ve bought her wedding ring and have a day set? oh, and you’re all welcome to attend.
// 2012 = apocalypse
// car go vroom vroom
// you’re the mona lisa’s evil twin…
// can anyone tell me the square root of a pineapple?
// i love Justin beiber
// i can walk on water with *boots* on. let’s see you do that, jesus!
// vegan forking takes over the world.
// oh, air canada, please learn to
count.
// if you weigh 400lbs, you can bring 50lbs worth of luggage on a flight for free. if you weigh 100lbs, you can’t bring 350lbs worth of luggage on a flight without paying thousands of pounds in baggage charges. why is the system run by people who own scales but can’t add?
// i’m intrigued by this “like for tbh” trend. do people really want my honesty in public? 
// there are no students here yet the laundry is full. how is this possible? social dynamics physicists, start your engines.
// anyone want to do some last-minute holiday shopping this afternoon?
// bach is one serious tonal badass.
// what’s this nevaeh shite? if you get heaven backward, that’s called hell.
// it’s a hierarchy of ineptitude. you go from dimwit to halfwit to asswit to shitwit to fuckwit and all the way to fucktardwit. (you do not belong on this scale if you are on my friends list, just saying.)
// thinking’s overrated. be a tree. it’s more fun.
// ok, need a little help. working on a project and need a bunch of sample response data that is somewhat random so that i can do comparison testing on results. click here… http://goo.gl/HCBtF
// any of you within driving range of lancaster should come and see us tomorrow night at ULMS Christmas Concert. just cause you love us, that is.