me.

i simply am. it’s the only thing about me that’s simple.

i am a teacher. i am a writer. and i am a photographer. select a link above.

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// razed a barn today. lol (not for the barn, though…)

// who is in the uk and wants to take over my three contract? anyone? please?

// i think this is about fish. greek fish.

// just in case anyone was wondering… dlrow eht ni gnimit tsrow eht evah i

// you’re listening to k-g-o-d. your transubstantiation station.

// class, please line up in order of iq. if less than your waist size, remain seated.

// staying’ alive? best. video. evar.

// who knew perrier had a significant portion of your daily required dose of calcium? wtf?

// come on, people, isn’t anyone doing anything today? you have a whole day off so why am i stuck here alone?

// crazy. twice, apparently.

// wtf? confused. if i’m here, of course you can just show up and stay as long as you want. why is this a question?

// what are people getting up to tonight? i’d be going stir crazy but i don’t have a spoon.

// walls, nuts, and getting high. want to come? meet us there at 4.

// yes, i still tutor just about everything in high school and english and social science courses for undergrads. and no, i don’t believe in charging people to learn.

// ok, it’s time for major updating of the newfoundland brides and grooms site. if you are responsible for a business that should be listed or you know someone who is, please let me/them know. thx.

// could i borrow your truck for an hour or so? there’s cookies in it for you. and fudge.

// canada’s native rhinoceros. the red rogers van. complete with traffic cone horn.

// let’s have some fun this beat is sick. i wanna take a ride on your disco stick! god love lady gag.

// I’d love to meet Joe Jonas in real life, we could share our life stories and all our hopes and dreams and lie under the stars…